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Gold glimmers in a river of shit | Paris 2024 Olympic skateboarding primer

Contenders, wildcards, predictions, moral failings, and more.

It's not you, it's our limited synergies | Simply Ranked

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Two guys getting to do their stuff | Simply Ranked

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How to spend $850k and alienate people | Simply Ranked

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PROs on the mound | Simply Ranked

Plus: Olympic skateboarding stats and consultants, time stops for Alltimers, some additional whinging, and more.

Donkey on deck | Simply Ranked

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Team Old-Timey Butterscotch Flavor Pork Rinds for the win | Simply Ranked

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